Some Like It Hot (1959)
A:      Jerry (Jack Lemmon)
B:      Osgood Fielding III (Joe E. Brown)
 

B:       Oh, pardon me, Miss.  May I?
A:       Help yourself.
B:       I'm Osgood Fielding III.
A:       I'm Cinderella II.
B:       If there's one thing I admire, it's a girl with a shapely ankle.
A:       Ha.  Me, too.  Bye-bye.
B:       Let me carry one of the instruments.
A:       Oh, thank you.  Aren't you a sweetheart?
[They enter the hotel.]
B:       It certainly is delightful having young blood around here.
A:       Well, personally, I'm Type O.
B:       You know, I've always been fascinated by show business.
A:       Is that so?
B:       As a matter of fact, it's cost my family quite a bit of money.
A:       Oh, you invest in shows?
B:       Showgirls.  I've been married seven or eight times.
A:       You're not sure?
B:       Mama's keeping score.  Frankly, she's getting rather annoyed with me.
A:       Wouldn't wonder.
B:       So this year, when The George White Scandals opened, she packed me off to Florida.  Right now she thinks I'm out there on my yacht... deep-sea fishing.
A:       Well, pull in your reel, Mr. Fielding.  You're barking up the wrong fish.
B:       If I promise not to be a naughty boy, how about dinner tonight?
A:       I'm sorry.  I'll be on the bandstand.
B:       Oh, of course.  Which of these instruments do you play?
A:       Bull fiddle.
B:       Oh!  Fascinating.  Do you use a bow or do you just pluck it?
A:       Most of the time, I slap it. [giggles]
B:       You must be quite a girl.
A:       Wanna bet?  Ha ha ha ha!
B:       My last wife was an acrobatic dancer.  You know, sort of a contortionist.  She could smoke a cigarette while holding it between her toes.  Zowie!  But Mama broke it up.
A:       Why?
B:       She doesn't approve of girls who smoke.
A:       Bye-bye, Mr. Fielding.
B:       Bye-bye?
A:       This is where I get off.
B:       Oh, no.  You don't get off that easy.
[They get on the elevator.]
B:      [to the elevator boy] All right, driver, once around the park, slowly.  And keep your eyes on the road.